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The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.