If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m… Commentary:"Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly" Related Funny Posts 🤝 There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that. Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism. If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.