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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m…

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m…

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"Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, drinking, enforcement, humor, law, law enforcement, listening, nightlife, party, story on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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