If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like someone's setting the bar 🍺🔝 pretty high for drinking anecdotes! 🚓😂 So, who's ready to dial 911 for a good time? 🚨🥂 #DrunkAndDisorderly" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Living your life to the fullest does not have to involve selfies with bison. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.