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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

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I dream of disappearing into the woods with Wi-Fi.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

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Trending via Instagram:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Spotted on Telegram:

Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

Trending via Slack:

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Live now on LinkedIn:

Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

Making waves on Reddit:

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

Trending via WeChat:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

Breaking via Reddit:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Just landed via X:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

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Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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92 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

52 shares on Facebook this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

12 shares on Threads this month:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Pumpkin spice season comes earlier every year and yet some still deny climate change.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing gets my heart pumping like receiving an annoying newsletter.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

Just landed via Facebook:

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Going viral on Messenger:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Just landed via X:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

Seen just now on Messenger:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

Going viral on Telegram:

Once your parents move from “What time are you coming back” to “Are you coming back today,” you have won the war.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Just shared via Telegram:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

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If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

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Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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