I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting older is just a fun game of 'Will this pillow kill my neck today?' ๐๐ด๐๏ธ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค You didnโt let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or Iโm gonna be pissed. If you get injured playing peekaboo, you end up in the ICU. Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me. I wish there was a nicer way to say โmy natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about youโ. I hate when people tell me I need to โget out of my comfort zone,โ like I donโt even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.