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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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I am the human version of tangled headphones.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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My opinion of the American education system is largely based on how many nuggets I get when I order a ten piece.