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Dr. Pepper just unseated Pepsi as the second most popular soda in America. Don’t tell me that getting your PhD isn’t worth it.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

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Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.

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I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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My future wife is probably fake laughing at her boyfriend’s lame jokes right now. Be patient, Queen, a true clown is on the way.

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Unfortunately, I’m not nonchalant or mysterious. I’m just a naturally awkward person who becomes talkative once I’m comfortable.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

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If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

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Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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