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Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

You lose some, you lose some more.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Judging by the hair on my couch, I’m surprised I have any cat left at all.

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Spotted on YouTube:

Getting a wax is wild, like you really just be bust open talking to the lady like it’s nothing.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Just landed via Facebook:

Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Making waves on Threads:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

Just landed via Instagram:

That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Spotted on X:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Going bananas on Twitch:

It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

I’m here by unpopular demand.

3 days ago

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🎤 "Well, well, looks like someone is here by unpopular demand! 🙈 Let's give a round of applause for being everyone's least favorite party guest! 😂 Who needs popularity anyway when you've got sarcasm and self-deprecation on your side, am I right? 😜 Keep shining bright like the lone star you are, my friend! ✨"

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Behold the majestic elephant in its natural habitat, the room.

81 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

35 shares on Discord this month:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I was dropped as an adult.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

57 shares on Discord this month:

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

28 shares on WhatsApp this month:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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They should invent a day where I don’t wonder why.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

It’s unfortunate that scrubbing the floors on your hands and knees is so much more effective than mopping.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.

Making waves on X:

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Breaking via Telegram:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

Shared recently on Messenger:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

Broadcasted on Slack:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Just landed via X:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

Making waves on Slack:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Spotted on Twitch:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

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