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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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If buying isn’t owning, then pirating isn’t stealing.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

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Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

Live now on Discord:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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“Just circling back on this.” – “Take another lap.”

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Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Did you guys know that you can actually do whatever you want all the time?

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Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height, weight, and size ordered are going to heaven.

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

82 shares on Threads this month:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

Sexting is hilarious, when you think about it. Like, this email truly should’ve been a meeting.

30 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a word for when you’re alive but not really living.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

21 shares on Twitch this month:

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Girl, you gotta try this healing potion. It’s called beer.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Having a dirty mind and an innocent face is truly a blessing.

Just shared via Twitch:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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Vacation is a time when every part of you can relax except your bowels.

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I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Breaking via X:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Good morning. Does anyone know what is right and what is wrong?

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Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

You say “multitask” like it’s a good thing.

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