Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

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Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.