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I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

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If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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I’m sorry I lied to you. I only did it for material gain. And to cause you psychological harm. And to prove I’m smarter than you.