Men be like, βYouβve been different ever since I disrespected you.β Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Must be that pesky self-respect upgrade kicking in ππββοΈπ§ Related Funny Posts π€ Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry. Men need women, women need men. The end. Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness. No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me. I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious. Men be like: I would love the opportunity to give you the bare minimum. I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.