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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

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Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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My recliner and I go way back.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.