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Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

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I’m done wasting money this summer, unless you guys want to do something this weekend.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

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“I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”