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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from t…

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from t…

Commentary:
"Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃‍♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, delicious, diet, food, house, humor, loss, unhealthy, unhealthy food, weight, weight loss on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.
My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in…

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in…

Commentary:
Looks like these savvy pups have cracked the code to getting extra treats! 🐶🤣 Who knew the "f-word" in the kitchen could lead to such tasty rewards? Time to hire them as kitchen assistants, right? 😉🍗

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged behavior, dogs, f-word, floor, food, hear, humor, kitchen, pet, pet behavior on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.
If you make it through life without being portrayed in a mu…

If you make it through life without being portrayed in a mu…

Commentary:
"Surviving without starring in a murder documentary? That's an achievement to celebrate! 🕵️‍♂️🔪💼 Just another reminder that your life is drama-free… well, at least of the crime scene kind! 😅👏"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged documentary, humor, life, murder, success, take, win on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.
I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby s…

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby s…

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of a crying baby as the ultimate 'get out of socializing' card! 😅👶 Sorry, folks, duty calls! #ParentingPerks"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged baby, crying, envy, escape, event, gathering, humor, i, leave, parents, social, social gathering on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.
I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in…

I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in…

Commentary:
"Who needs years of practice when you have puzzle-solving superpowers? 🧩💪 Looks like you've cracked the code on the ultimate puzzle challenge! Maybe next time, you can tackle a Rubik's cube with your eyes closed 😉👀"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged achievement, activity, brag, day, fun, fun activity, humor, i, mean, put, puzzle, self-deprecation, together, year's on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.
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