Commentary:
"Trying to change the world without the source code is like trying to cook without a recipe – disastrous! 🌎💻 #DeveloperDilemma"
When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% sin…
Commentary:
"Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! 🚿🎶💡 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? 😉"
What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and no…
When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting…
Commentary:
Oh, look who's getting messages from Mother Nature herself! 🌿📱 Must be that age when your body decides to spam you with aches and pains like a guilt-tripping ex! 😂 Better reply before she starts sending those passive-aggressive joint pains! Just nature's way of asking, "Are you sure you want to keep partying like you're 20?" 🎉🥳 #GettingOlderButNotWiser
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a mis…
I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I…
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting…
I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hi…
I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a…
