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Men are very good at being women lately.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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Talents: eating!

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I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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“I’m not concerned about Netflix buying Warner Brothers. None of this will matter once we evolve gills and start living underwater.”

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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Making waves on Twitch:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Just landed via YouTube:

Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Them: I haven’t seen you in a long time. Me: You’re welcome.

Going bananas on Threads:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

Seen just now on Threads:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

Going viral on Facebook:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

45 shares on TikTok this month:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

28 shares on X this month:

Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

47 shares on Twitch this month:

Sure, I could keep my thoughts to myself but I can’t see “Likes” in my journal.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

27 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Breaking via Messenger:

Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Going bananas on Telegram:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Making waves on Instagram:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Just shared via Facebook:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Making waves on Instagram:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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