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GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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I don’t have kids or a dog. What can I bring into a bar that will make everyone mad?

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

Seen just now on X:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Going viral on Messenger:

Every laptop should have a “cat” button that disables the keyboard so they can nap.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Making waves on Discord:

Taking off my house pajamas to put on my errands pajamas.

Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

2 days ago

Humorous quote about the frustration of spotting actors acting in a movie scene.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

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“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

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Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

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JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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50 shares on Slack this month:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

97 shares on Reddit this month:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

There comes a time in everyone’s life when you hear the newest slang, and you decide that you don’t care enough to know what it means.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

88 shares on WeChat this month:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

26 shares on Instagram this month:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

10 shares on YouTube this month:

Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

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Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

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Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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Making waves on Twitch:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

Just landed via Instagram:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Just landed via Discord:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Live now on X:

No rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Shared recently on Threads:

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

Going viral on Threads:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

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Really hate when I’m watching a movie, and I can see that they are acting.

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If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

“I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.”

Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

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