Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons. Commentary:"Seven wives and no alcohol? Looks like the Mormons are trying to have their cake and not eat it, too! 🤔🍹 #JustOneWifeAndWhiskeyForMe" Related Funny Posts 🤝 No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol. If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do. “I’m not jealous of nobody but stay-at-home wives who are married to wealthy men.” I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.
