💾 Save Image Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seven wives and no alcohol? Looks like the Mormons are trying to have their cake and not eat it, too! 🤔🍹 #JustOneWifeAndWhiskeyForMe" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol. I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears. I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs. Just broke a clothes hanger and now have seven years of bad outfits. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: alcohol, humor, joke, lifestyle, Mormons, relationship, thanks, wif
