Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

Seven wives and no alcohol? No thanks, Mormons.

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"Seven wives and no alcohol? Looks like the Mormons are trying to have their cake and not eat it, too! 🤔🍹 #JustOneWifeAndWhiskeyForMe"

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