Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

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Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.