That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

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Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

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Told my boss I was going to the bathroom but didn’t say which one. Now I’m at home.