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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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