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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

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“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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54 shares on TikTok this month:

Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

83 shares on Instagram this month:

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

60 shares on X this month:

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

84 shares on Messenger this month:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

18 shares on X this month:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

My favorite color is sunshine.

32 shares on X this month:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

62 shares on Slack this month:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

90 shares on Slack this month:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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Sometimes, I feel like I need love, but the moment I finish eating, I realize I was just hungry.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Trending via Snapchat:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled.

Going viral on Discord:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Just shared via Threads:

Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

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That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.

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