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I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed.

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And for my next trick, I will appear to know what I’m doing.

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But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.