They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, a chance for Jeff's legendary 'grill master' pose to be immortalized in bronze! 🍔🔥🗿" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is. Some 100 private jets will fly to Venice for Jeff Bezos’ wedding, and I recycle yoghurt cup lids. I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.