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As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.

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Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.

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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

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So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.