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- People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.
- Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.
- Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
- I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
- I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce.
