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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

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Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

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How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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56 shares on Slack this month:

Tall people make me nervous. What the hell are you doing up there? Stop eating the leaves off that tree.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

44 shares on Twitch this month:

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

32 shares on X this month:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

16 shares on Threads this month:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

31 shares on Discord this month:

There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

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The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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Going out with 38% battery and no boyfriend.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has bookmarked:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

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I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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Spotted on Slack:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

Making waves on Reddit:

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Just landed via Slack:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

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I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Trending via Messenger:

“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.

Just shared via WeChat:

If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

After ejaculation, men automatically realize that everything is vanity upon vanity.

Gnocchi: The small, chubby children of spaghetti and potatoes.

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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