Thought I was a minimalist, turns out Iβm just broke. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Embracing the minimalist lifestyle or just practicing financial austerity? π€πΈ Keep up the good work, whether it's intentional or not! #BrokeButStylish" Related Funny Posts π€ People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke. I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse. βIβm not afraid to admit when Iβm wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.β