TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

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Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

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Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.