Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout. Commentary:"BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential ๐โโ๏ธ๐คฃ #TreadmillTales" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Eat like your treadmill is watching. My workout goals are simple: Iโd just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner. Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.
