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The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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If I don’t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, what’s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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I’m in a comfy dress today, but I look like a potato in floral. Call me Nelly Flortato.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.