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Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

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Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

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I put the “sexy” in “dyslexic.”

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As per my last curse, I have no interest in this.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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For Halloween, I wanna be loved.

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That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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I would rather walk barefoot across a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

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My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Is this simulation from Temu?

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Have to connect the printer to my new laptop, and my goal is to cry no more than three times.

Emotions? No thanks. I’m trying to cut down.

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Ok, I cheated in school, but I did it the hard way and without AI.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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