Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety. Commentary:"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast. Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night. I wish anxiety came with french fries. I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
