Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Commentary:
“Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities”

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