Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? ๐ โฑ๏ธ #Priorities" Related Funny Posts ๐ค If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast. I wish anxiety came with french fries. I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s comingโeither absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once. Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.