💾 Save Image Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety. Jan 29, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seriously, why does my metabolism take its sweet time while my anxiety is on a permanent caffeine rush? 😅⏱️ #Priorities" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish anxiety came with french fries. Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety? I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine. Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line. Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: anxiety, fast, fitness, health, humor, metabolism, speed, wish