Women are like apples; I like biting them. Commentary:"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples. I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second. Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples. Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.