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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, apples, biting, flirt, humor, i, joke, playful, teasing, women on Jun 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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