You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill. Posted on2 days ago2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly. I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied. The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse. Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill.