Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Commentary:
"Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.
  • I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.
  • The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.
  • I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.
  • In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anxiety, bill, card, credit, credit card, debt, finance, humor, joke, me, scare on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the r… Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me a… →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • say
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 396 this month

14,147 funny quotes and pics

16,423 funny quotes topics

Updated: Oct 25, 2025

3,974 users online

Proudly powered by WordPress