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"Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances"
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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.
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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.
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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.
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