You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Commentary:
“Facing your credit card bill after a shopping spree is like staring fear in the face… but scarier! 😱💳💸 Who needs haunted houses when you can check your bank balance? 💀😂 #ScaryFinances”

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