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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

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So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

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Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.