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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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At this point, I’m not sure if my house is a mess or my mess is a house.

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I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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I withdraw my argument. I didn’t realize you had a meme to back you up.

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Ugh, but profoundly.