You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Commentary:
โ€œOffering coffee as a solution for someone who seems unhinged? Thatโ€™s one way to stir things up! โ˜•๏ธ๐ŸŒ€ Who knew caffeine could be the answer to keeping it together? Letโ€™s hope the coffee beans bring some stability to the situation!โ€

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