You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging. Commentary:"Who knew crystal healing could be a contact sport! 😂💎 Just watch out for the crystal bruises! ⚡🧦 #SocksAndStonesMayBreakYourBones" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“ Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock. Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection? Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.
