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Being flirted with while you’re on the clock feels like a hostage situation.

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What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

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Trying to work outside on a laptop is like sunbathing on a melting ice cube.

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Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.