A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

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Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

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Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Headless mannequins are great because they let you see how you’ll look wearing a new shirt after you’ve been decapitated.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

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Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

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Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.