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Looks like your exit strategy involves their grand exit! 🚪💼😂
Author Archives: slickboy
Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.
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Trying to negotiate with a cop like they're a toddler – peak strategy! 👃🚔😅
I brake for no one, except squirrels.
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Just trying to keep my nutty squirrel fan club alive! 🐿️🚗💨
I’m at the age where an uncomfortable bed will have me injured for a couple of days.
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Getting older is just a fun game of 'Will this pillow kill my neck today?' 😂😴🛏️
Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.
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When you're just an obstacle on their path to world domination 😂👶💪
Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.
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Ah, the 40s—the decade where your back decides to play a fun game of "Guess the Trigger"! 🎯😅✨
My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.
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Looks like your couch has seen more drama than my favorite TV show 😂🛋️📺
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
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Trying to soup-er charge my cooking skills while people out there are stewing over nothing! 🍲😂🍜
Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.
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Guess it's time to trade my pizza for lentils and call it adulting at its finest! 🥲🥦🍕
You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.
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Why fretting over confusion when I've mastered the art of cluelessness? 🤷♂️🧐