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Lil Labubu is getting a first-class upgrade from the crying queue to the shopping spree aisle! 🛍️✈️😆
Author Archives: slickboy
“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.
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Looks like I've got as many options as a cat in a dog park! 🚂😹
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.
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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅
Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).
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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩🍳.
There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.
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Wow, can't wait to see your award-winning performance in "GIFs: The Musical!" 🤣🎭✨
And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.
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Inheritance goals: ensuring my kids never run out of "What was I even looking at?" moments. 🧑💻📑💻
It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!
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Being America's sweetheart is a tough gig, but with extra snacks and Wi-Fi, I think I can manage! 🍿🇺🇸✨
But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?
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Hmm, sounds like someone's ideal partner is a bag of chips and a Netflix binge 🍟📺🤔
Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.
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Charging for scientific articles feels like finding a plot twist at the end of a math book 📚🙄💸