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This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent 😂☕💤
Author Archives: slickboy
That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.
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When you realize your emotional investment had the return rate of a potato 🥔🚫📈
Channeling my inner pretzel to achieve expert-level bad posture.
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That's one way to twist your way to the top of the bad posture league! 🥨🪑😅
I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.
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Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.
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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting! 🛋️🥃😄
“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.
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When your charm is "clinically" approved 😂🩺
I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.
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When I put on my Adam Sandler clothes, my couch automatically turns into the VIP section 🍿🛋️😂
It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.
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When Mother Nature puts on a free light show, you bring snacks and call it a front-row seat experience! 🌩️👀🍿
Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
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Seems like you've got a deficiency! Don't worry, I'm available by prescription only 😂✨💊
The sexual tension between me and buying more books.
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When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️