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Trying to convince kids that crypto isn't just grown-up Monopoly money: mission impossible 🎩🪙🤹♂️
Author Archives: slickboy
That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.
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Coldplay playing the accountability game like it's Viva La Vida 😂🎶 #PresidentialComparisons
Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?
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When you visit other families and discover they're just like sitcoms—with less laugh track and more snacks 😄🍿👨👩👧👦
What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.
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Looks like someone needs a taste test before serving up that advice buffet! 🍴🙃
True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.
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Sounds like the ultimate plot twist — a romantic comedy where the main character ditches everyone for their cat and a lifetime supply of chocolate 😂🍫🐱
Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.
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Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! 🏖️🚿😴
Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.
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Spice up your life: When friendship goals include discovering who zig-a-zig-ah'd into who’s heart! 🌶️❤️🎤
Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.
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Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.
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Trying to postpone tomorrow like it's a dentist appointment 😅🕒🌙
Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.
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When you're trying to relax to rain sounds, but instead end up craving fried chicken 🤔🍗☔😂