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Sapphically speaking, I'm operating at maximum capacity! 🌈🙌
Author Archives: slickboy
Just realized doors really are floating in the air 24/7. I don’t like that.
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Mind blown! 🚪✨ Who knew every door was practicing levitation this whole time? 😂
We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.
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When your code problem is so unique that even the internet raises its hands in surrender 🤷♂️💻 #CodeMystery
That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.
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Sounds like he's gathering blackmail material for future negotiations 🤔🕵️♂️📚
One thing I expect that we will learn from the vibe coding era is that most ‘idea guys’ don’t actually have very good ideas.
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When the "idea guys" meet the "reality check" emoji committee 😂💡➡️🤔
I let people skate. I never mention the ice is thin.
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Just call me the world's sneakiest skating rink manager! 😄⛸️❄️
The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.
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Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! 😇🃏🔍
Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.
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Putting the "fun" in dysfunction! 😅🙃 #MasterOfPessimism
Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.
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When your haircut goals are a bit extinct 😂🦖✂️
Apple’s secret growth engine: vibe coders paying the $99 Apple Developer Program fee.
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Is that what they mean by “apps gettin’ rich quick”? 🍏💸😄