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When the aliens give likes faster than light speed 🌌👽💡
Author Archives: slickboy
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
Taking a walk: The most effective debugging tool.
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Step away from the screen and let your feet find the bugs 👣🐛 #WalkItOffDebugging
My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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Sounds like a cult classic in the making! 🍿🎬😂
If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me.
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Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️
I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.
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Eye candy for you, buffet for me! 😎🍬
And today, just like every day, I learned something new . . . but I’m old, so I forgot what it was already.
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Growing older: gaining wisdom points but with a high chance of memory wipe! 🧠✨🙃
So blunt, you can smoke my truth.
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Bet your truth comes with a warning label and a lighter! 🔥😂💨
How did Satoshi write the code of Bitcoin before Claude?
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Someone needs to check if Satoshi has a time machine or a really sneaky cat named Claude! ⏳🐱💻
Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose.
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Looks like the universe is freelancing as my project manager! 🤔😂🌌