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Clapping in the trenches: "We really nailed that war thing, didn't we?" 😂👏🪖
Author Archives: slickboy
The best addition to any essay is, of course, a condescending tone.
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Nothing screams "A+ material" like the subtle suggestion that you know more than your reader 🙄✏️📚
Hang in there, it gets worse.
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Looks like life's opening act was just a warm-up for the main trainwreck! 🚂💥😅
I’ve spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn’t actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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Still working on my PhD in stubbornness! 😂💼🎓
Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.
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When maturity meets admiration, the phone becomes a permanent accessory! 📱😄💕
God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.
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When you're an angel on the runway but a hurricane in the bathroom 🚶♀️💨😇
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.
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Well, I guess political debates just got a whole lot spicier! 🍿🤨
I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.
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Looks like it's time to pull out the old "house chores for board game cash" strategy! 🧹💰😂
The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.
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When you realize 'Good morning' is actually a threat! 😂🌅 #IWannaSleep