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Oops! Looks like my mouth finally got GPS – it's taking me places! 😅🗺️🗣️
Author Archives: slickboy
Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.
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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.
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When your sleep schedule is playing hide and seek with the sun! 😴🌞 #VampireVibes
They should invent a day where it all makes sense.
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Still waiting for that day to appear on my calendar 😂🗓️🤔
Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.
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Trying to unlock the secret level of Connect-the-Dots on my face with solar power ☀️😆✨
The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”
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Finally getting the "I told you so" badge—life's ultimate achievement unlocked! 🏆🎉😄
My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!
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Napping goals right there! I aspire to reach that level of chill. 🦥😴😂
No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.
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When a fellow woman says you look fabulous, it feels like you just got a gold star from the universe 🌟💁♀️✨
My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.
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When my body requires renovations, it involves more yoga and less duct tape 😂🏛️🛠️
Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?
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Sounds like someone missed the "grow up" memo! 😆📅 #AdultingFail