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This bakery name has me rolling in dough-ughter! 🥐😂🍞
Author Archives: slickboy
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
Your card declining when you know you have money is a very funny experience.
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When your card declines and you secretly wonder if it went on a spontaneous vacation without you 😂💳✈️
Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!
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Toddlers: the ultimate truth-tellers who think 6 a.m. is the perfect time for a dance party! 💃🕺🥱
It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.
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When your shadow starts beefing with you, you know it's time to hit the AC! 😎🔥✌️
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.
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Turning every work email into a game of "Not It!" 😜📧🙅♂️
I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.
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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬
If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.
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Sounds like your mood ring needs a fire extinguisher on standby! 🔥💍😆
Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.
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When adding drama to the friend group wasn't on your bingo card, but here we are! 🤦♂️😅👍