Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.” Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Balloons: the original 'blow and behold' gifts! ๐๐ #BreathtakingGifts" Related Funny Posts ๐ค The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons. At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday. People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad. The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday. I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.
