Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

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Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.