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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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Friends with consequences.

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Hey, wanna intertwine delusions and make them a reality or nah?

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Sorry for the things I said when I thought you weren’t listening.

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A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

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I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

I put the mess in domestic.

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

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“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

Sorry, I booped your nose, but I was really hoping it was a mute button.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

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Grown men asking Grok if this is real.

The only thing I don’t miss about the 90s is people smelling like cigarettes.

My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

I embarrass myself in front of myself.

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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