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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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The older I get, no.

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Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

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I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

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How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

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Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

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There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.