Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love? Posted on18 hours ago18 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Fast-forward button, where you at? 💸❤️⏩ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Can we skip to the rich part? Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code. My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon. I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.