Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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They should invent a job that actually wants to hire you after you apply.

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The void screams into me.

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“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.