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  • Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  • My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.
  • As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.
  • Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.
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