Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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No matter how busy my Sunday gets, I always manage to set aside time to panic about Monday.

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Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.