Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.
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Sure thing! How about this: "If you think I'm bad at texting now, just wait until I'm ghosting you on the Ouija Board! 👻📱 #TextsFromTheAfterlife"

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