Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I… Commentary:Sure thing! How about this: "If you think I'm bad at texting now, just wait until I'm ghosting you on the Ouija Board! 👻📱 #TextsFromTheAfterlife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ouija boards are like unannounced phone calls for ghosts. Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction. Late replies don’t bother me. As long as we’re not in love, or you don’t owe me money, take your time. I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me. The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.