Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us. At this point making life choices involves liquor and a dart board. Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked? When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”
