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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

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My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

96 shares on YouTube this month:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

If there are parallel realities, I really hope they’re not as stupid as this one.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

78 shares on Twitch this month:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

59 shares on Slack this month:

I need a weighted blanket that won’t let me get out of bed in the morning.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

Date idea: you tell me every thought you’ve ever had about me.

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Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

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I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

Just landed via Slack:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

Making waves on Pinterest:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

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So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

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My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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