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"Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of 'Can you believe this?' without saying a word. 🤨👀 It's like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!"

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40 shares on Instagram this month:

Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

46 shares on WhatsApp this month:

We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

79 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

11 shares on TikTok this month:

Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

14 shares on Threads this month:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

64 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has downloaded:

Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Stop eating around the bush or whatever the saying is.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Just landed via Instagram:

Caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line.

Spotted on Slack:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Breaking via Telegram:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

Breaking via WeChat:

Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

Trending via Facebook:

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

I don’t need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

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