Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Commentary:
“Ah, the silent office camaraderie of locking eyes with a fellow meeting sufferer, sharing a moment of ‘Can you believe this?’ without saying a word. 🤨👀 It’s like our secret language of sanity in a sea of corporate absurdity!”

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