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  • I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.
  • I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.
  • I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?
  • I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.
  • I’m not here to offend anyone; I’m here to offend everyone.
  • Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.