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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged call, doctor, humor, i, joke, just, medical, medical profession, misunderstanding, oncologist, profession, thought, times on Apr 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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